Achievements Guide
Print I Love U has six achievements, all hidden until unlocked, split between the two main endings, the opening dialogue, and two pieces of hidden content most players need help finding. Most players report clearing all six in well under an hour once they know what each one asks for.
| Achievement | How to unlock it |
|---|---|
| Infinite Loop Detected | Pass all three love tests and reach the bad ending |
| Return true | Deliberately fail the love tests to reach the "good" ending |
| Honesty | Answer the opening question by declaring you are not Alice Print |
| Too much honesty | Declare you are not Alice Print three separate times |
| Rummager | Read every note in the game's trash bin |
| Oxytocin | Read the hidden secret message |
The Easy Four
Infinite Loop Detected, Return true, Honesty and Too much honesty all come from simply playing through the story twice and answering the opening question both ways — no outside help is really needed for any of these, since the game itself walks you toward both endings via the publisher's note. The full breakdown of how the two endings diverge is on All Endings Explained.
The Two Players Get Stuck On
Rummager and Oxytocin are a different story. Rummager asks you to track down and read every note sitting in the game's trash bin — a straightforward scavenger hunt once you know it's there, detailed on The Trash Bin Notes. Oxytocin is the one with the lowest unlock rate by a wide margin among players tracking their stats, and it's genuinely the hardest of the six — see The Oxytocin Secret for what's actually confirmed about it.
If you're going for all six in one sitting, play through to both endings first — the Honesty-related achievements and the trash bin notes are both easiest to pick up along the way rather than as a dedicated separate pass.
Six achievements, two of them needing real digging — that split alone tells you most of what Print I Love U wants you to notice: the story it hands you freely, and the story it makes you go looking for.